February 2012
When someone ignores your existence.
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Moss Graffiti
chaystar:
Falling asleep on the train/bus...
totally-relatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Looking like you have mental issues when playing...
Woke up and there is no food in the house....
Wake me up when there is food.
Dentist: What's your favorite subject?
Me: hkjdhfnmddsh
Dentist: That's nice.
When you're home sick from school and trying to...
thelaughingmango:
ithinkimaunicorn:
But there’s nothing but children’s shows on…
And you’re stuck having to watch Dora…
This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
when going back to edit a post with a typo
bestrong-liveon:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
Missing the Ice Cream Truck
thelaughingmango:
fabulouisss:
When you were a kid:
Now:
This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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thefunniestblog:
And you’re just sitting there:
thefunniestblog !
here's the line of people waiting to date me
whyamisorandom:
whyamisorandom:
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