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smilingwiththebeatles:

chain-of-prospit:

themarilives:

i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”

idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high

holy jesus

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